Umbrella Revolution Wall 2014

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Saturday, May 18, 2013

R.I.P. Speed Ironman the Turtle (2013-2013)

Dearest Beloved Speed Ironman, our pig-nosed Papua river turtle (a displaced possibly illegal Indonesian turtle presented to us in a bucket) was only with us for 24 hours before ascending into the Great Turtle River in the Sky. He enjoyed three pellets of turtle food and his temporary home of a plastic Ikea box decorated with Mui Wo rocks and water before his untimely death--right before the DVD showing of Ice Age II. He is survived by six siblings at an unknown location. His mother was not informed of his death, but according to Wikipedia, the fact that she even reproduced in captivity is a testament to Speed's hearty genetic inheritance as most don't. Private funeral services will be held tomorrow. Keohi has requested that we burn incense. We're also supposed to put an X someplace to mark his grave. Stay tuned for possible updates on Speed Ironman II...